OhioSMART Members Only: Egg Hunt

We will be limiting the amount of times someone can say "have you checked your butthole" to three times per member.

A few times every year, we hold a members only party. These parties notably allow penetration where our normal parties do not. These parties are also notably free for our members!

This April's theme is an egg hunt. What kind of prizes will be provided? That's an excellent question. We'll be providing some, but if you want to provide and hide an egg, email or PM the board for approval.

To attend Member's Only you must have paid for a membership at least a day in advance. We do allow paperwork to be done at the front desk, but we cannot (for legal reasons) accept money at the door in exchange for entry into a party with penetration.

Schedule

8:45 Registration Opens

11:00 Registration is closed

1:00 Party Over, Go Home

We still require vaccination, and you will asked to provide proof of that on entry.